what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

i died. new product by steve jobs

Whats 2+1? 2.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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