- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Women's rights

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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