womens rights.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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