- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

bryden is a faggot

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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