What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

i dont like chris

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

CRY

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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