Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

child labor

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Hitler

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Anti Joke

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