- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

hi bye

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

shauns beautiful

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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