An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

hit the thumbs down button

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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