What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

I told you it would happen

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock knock What?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

when debbie meets downer

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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