Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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