Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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