i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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9/11

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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