People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

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