Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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your mom died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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nipple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Justin Bieber

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Anti Joke

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