- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You see how lame this is?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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