If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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bryden is a faggot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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