- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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