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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.