Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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WEED!

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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who ever is reading this....

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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