- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violets should be purple

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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