So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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