- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A sober Amy Winehouse

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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