- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Womens' sports

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

My life :(

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

The jets are a good team..

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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