WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

... Chan chan

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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