A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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