Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Get off my porch.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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GADZOOKS!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

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