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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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