- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Adam Thomas is homosexual

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Moo! I'm a goat!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

homosexuals are gay

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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