My tractor broke down.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

men's rights.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A man buys a prius

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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