Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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