Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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I am a nigger.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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My tractor broke down.

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