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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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