What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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