- Anti Joke

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Oh...okay, good.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

cancer

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.