Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are violet.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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