- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Hey

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Poop

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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