Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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