Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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woman's rights

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Health food.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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God. God.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Nice belt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Carrot fingers

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Do u take sugar?

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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