What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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racism...deal with it!

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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