- Anti Joke

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether