What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What's circular and round A circle

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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