- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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