What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Samraj.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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