- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

a fish swimming in the water swims

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

cancer

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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