So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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