- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Thumbs this up

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

tee hee

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

a woman votes!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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