- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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