Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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