Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

No.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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