Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

I just found out i have cancer.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Jake. Walsh.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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