What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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