What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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