- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Hahaha

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

im a willy bum bum

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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