- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

a woman votes!

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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