- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

run farther?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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