whats brown and sticky? shit

children burning

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

modern love

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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