What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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