Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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