why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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