- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Gay Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

homework

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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