What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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