Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

I told you it would happen

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Knock knock What?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Membean

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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