Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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