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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

My penis is big... not.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

U mad?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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