- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Hillary Clinton

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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