i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

You just read this ..

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Grammer is very important

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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